My next job was where this blog all started and you can read about some of my great experiences in the archives.  As if you would.  It was in an electronics store, which you think would be pretty sweet but due to lack of staff and very demanding customers I went a bit doo-lally and started hoping to get hit by a car so that I could have a few weeks time-out in hospital.  I have since learnt that I could have gone onto a Sickness Benefit on the grounds of stress.  Why do I never know such useful things at the time?  Instead I left that job and moved to the job I spoke about at the start.
At first I didn't enjoy it much, there didn't seem to be much to do.  Soon I began to appreciate the laid back nature of the job and the people that I worked with.  When I left it was only because I had to, I had been covering maternity leave and with the baby not only out but almost a year old I had to go.  There was nowhere for me to stay.  
This brings me to my title and the reason that, apart from having been away on holiday for two weeks, I have not updated my blog in a while. I am now working for what I suppose most people would call the unemployment office.  Currently I am the receptionist (though in the future I will apparently be training and being given clients to manage.)  This position is fabulous for meeting colourful characters and hearing long-winded life stories, such as this.  However, as much as this would be great blog fodder I am unable to use any of it!  I had to sign a secrecy agreement indicating that I would not do such things.  I am not even sure that I am allowed to tell Mr Pigalina about my interesting day.  Well, I am certainly not allowed to tell him who I saw and why.  Mostly though the stories that I hear and people that I meet are incredibly depressing and make me so glad that I have the life that I have. 
I have discovered since working in my new job that you can legitimately be off work and receive money (albeit a small amount) for tiredness and a lack of motivation.  What?  I could have been off work this entire time?