Some people are such "super high security clearance" in the armed forces that they don't even have access to their own pay details.

 

If a form does not have PTO at the bottom that probably means that there is nothing on the back you need to fill out.

 

The Easter holidays yields a high percentage of lost wallets requiring emergency food money from us.  (Something to do with a holiday of feasting upon chocolate coming up?)

 

Some people think that they can hand a form in without filling in a single box and we will know what is going on.

 

It is my fault that people don't read their letters properly.

 

It is also my fault that there is no public transport in rural areas and it is jolly rude of me to make people make appointments at set times.  How dare I not let them just see someone right there and then?!

 

Some days......

 

Today we had a talk on Code of Conduct issues.  Did you know I am not even allowed to tell someone where I know a client from if they say hello to me on the street.  For example: Mr Pigalina and I are strolling down the street and someone says "Hi!".  Mr Pigalina asks "How do you know him/her?"  I would have to reply "Oh just from around" or "I met them the other day".  This is to protect client confidentiality because they might not want Mr Pigalina to know that they visit the Social Welfare office.  Good job there aren't really any "cute boys" that come to work else Mr Pigalina may think I am up to something with such vague answers.